So you’re telling me I spent five years simulating Mars landings… just to lose $3 in an online Aviator game? 😂

But seriously—this isn’t gambling. It’s flight dynamics with RNG seasoning. Set auto-cashout at x5 if you’re not ready to be a sky cowboy.

Pro tip: If the plane hits x3 in under 10 seconds? Cash out. Or better yet—just watch it vanish into the clouds like your last hope for passive income.

P.S. Anyone else still waiting for their ‘Streak Bonus’ like it’s a loyalty card from Alaska Airlines? 🛫💸